A Dog's Best Friend
My Chocolate Lab is nine months old. One morning last week while my wife was showering he stole her flip flop and chewed it up into about a thousand pieces! I didn't notice until I saw him with her black shoes.
I quickly grabbed them away and wiped off his drool, and put the cushions back inside the shoes. Then I put them back under the bed. I could still hear the shower going, so I quickly ran into the living room getting down on all fours to start picking up all the pieces of flip flop. My Lab thought I was getting down to play.
After swatting him away I finished picking up all the pieces, throwing it all away in the trash can hiding the evidence. My wife will be looking for those flip flops in a couple of months, but I can buy her a new pair for a present between now and then, and just maybe she'll forget about the old ones. Now if that's not a man loving his best friend, covering his trail I don't know what is !!
Can you imagine if someone had video-taped me while in the act. My Lab and I would both be in the Dog house !
Signed, Anonymous
Dear Anonymous, Where did you say you were bringing me out to dinner tonight? Anonymous wife in need of footwear xoxoxo
Anonymous Wife | 2015-05-01 15:40:08
Dad...generally people who sign "anonymous" don't text the link to their daughter! I won't tell, just remember who has a birthday next week. Love-your anonymous daughter <3
Anonymous' daughter | 2015-04-30 12:19:36
And he would have gotten away with it, too... if you hadn't blabbed about it on Holliston Reporter :-) Now, you're *both* in the doghouse...
Peter | 2015-04-30 04:10:47